BLOOD BANK

Joey “Shiv” Malone just wanted to rob a bank. Broke, unlucky, and mostly sober, he thought a quick score might turn his luck around. What he didn’t expect was to stumble into a hidden vault housing a Nazi vampire general, trigger an undead turf war, and discover he’s heir to a legendary vampire mafia dynasty.

Thrust into a chaotic underworld of blood-slicked conspiracies, holy shotguns, and supernatural politics, Joey must navigate deadly alliances with the Crimson Cosa Nostra, evade trench-coated assassins, and survive ancient curses tied to his bloodline. From Vatican heists to digital vampire cults infecting the dark web, Joey’s bizarre journey pushes him from petty thief to reluctant hero.

Equal parts horror, dark comedy, and supernatural action thriller, Blood & Vaults is a high-octane, garlic-laced saga where the only thing weirder than vampire nuns with katanas... is Joey Malone trying to lead them